Gym & Other Stories
What the hell is going on with all this Big Brother crap? On account of my increasing weight I have avoided getting on the scales for many many months, and have only been pointed in the direction of my increasing size by the equally increasing number of lovely clothes that I can no longer squeeze into. However, for some reason, mid October 2019 Apple Health (other apps are available) picked up my weight. I mean, how the fuck? I haven’t stepped on a scale in months except in the hospital (and the date was wrong for that) so how the hell does it know? The worrying thing is that it was probably near as damn it right so how did it know? How??? How??!! For a long long time I held onto the aforementioned items of clothing telling myself ‘a few sessions at the gym will sort that out’. Unfortunately gyms don’t specialise in blubber reduction (when was the last time you saw a whale at the gym? Second thoughts, don’t answer that), and also I’m no longer in my early 30s (w